"ua re my stars my sky my unvierse"
Anonymous: "COME BACK FROM IOWA"
and where the journey may lead me
let this prayer be my guide
though it may take me so far away
i will remember my pride
Anonymous: "I had 2 classes with you last semester and I'm really kicking myself for never saying hi - I never see you around campus now!"
Anonymous: "I've always thought you were really funny and cool. I wish I saw you more, but you always seem to be on the move"
i was expecting joke answers, how dare u
"so how did you like my styl lyfe miz lexi... I'm one step closer to destroying the challenge and saving namek.."
as i sit pretty here upon my throne of human teeth and empty wine bottles looking down on the filthy masses i see a signle point of light break the formless dark. it grows larger. it is coming.
what is it? who could that figure be in the distance?
"killigankrunch…" i whisper. something deep in my bosom stirs. perhaps it is my frigid and shriveled heart, slowly returning to life at the prospect of a worthy opponent after decades of wandering a emotional tundra.
"defeat me," my voice is so quiet i am not even sure if i actually spoke at all, "i am waiting."
drifts out of the sky like some weird ass angel or bird or w/e
clasps ur hands gently and plants a tender kiss to ur dumb canadian hairline “krunchatron6900….” i whisper “krunchles. krunchmeister. my main krunch….i know u can do this thing”