"so how did you like my styl lyfe miz lexi... I'm one step closer to destroying the challenge and saving namek.."
as i sit pretty here upon my throne of human teeth and empty wine bottles looking down on the filthy masses i see a signle point of light break the formless dark. it grows larger. it is coming.
what is it? who could that figure be in the distance?
"killigankrunch…" i whisper. something deep in my bosom stirs. perhaps it is my frigid and shriveled heart, slowly returning to life at the prospect of a worthy opponent after decades of wandering a emotional tundra.
"defeat me," my voice is so quiet i am not even sure if i actually spoke at all, "i am waiting."
drifts out of the sky like some weird ass angel or bird or w/e
clasps ur hands gently and plants a tender kiss to ur dumb canadian hairline “krunchatron6900….” i whisper “krunchles. krunchmeister. my main krunch….i know u can do this thing”
Anonymous: "ur like those cool aloof senpais in anime (seriously tho i look up to u a lot, despite what u might and are prolly gonna say you work very hard to achieve ur dreams and i want to be like that)"
november sixth in the yr of our lord jesus christ 2013 1:27am CST the exact moment some2 unironically referred to me as “cool aloof senpai in anime” im sorry i have trouble facing postive feelings its the aloof anime senpai in me. but thank u.
"u very cool and hard worker, cool as ice B7)"
this is like the opposite of anon . why am i charmed by ur failure to comprehend simple instructions. you are still the coolest person i know despite not being able to do this one thing. nay, perhaps because of it.
you are weak. your bloodline is weak. you will not survive the winter.
"I've been training in the mountains of Canada, getting ready to wipe the floor with your challenge..."
here u go, u can pick ur fave answer to this:
a) well the floor needs 2 b wiped w/ something thats for sure cuz it just got real wet *wink*
b) k-krunch-san…ur tenacity lites the long dormant fire in my veins..! im inspired!! lets ganbatte our hardest…together…!!
c) some joke about canada
d) ill believe it when i see ur day 30 homestuck fanart krunch…or should i say, “hcnurk”